Why are you sending him messages like this, if you're not trying to impress him? Oh! Oh, are you trying to see his face when he flusters? I used to do the same thing to Lan Zhan when we were schoolboys, he was always soooooo serious it was fun to make him angry.
I once commissioned a friend to acquire a short, pornographic novel - complete with images - to tease Lan Zhan when we were young. Asking someone to rhyme off of "penis" is tame compared to a full erotic spread.
[ if anyone here is weird, it's momo,,, ]
Just tell him you like talking to him, Toto. I'm sure he'll appreciate honesty.
you know, i'm not sure if i'm happy we can get porn to play in our heads whenever we want or if i miss the thrill of trying to buy a porn mag in the drugstore without being too obvious about it
[this convo has gone to weird territory]
i've already told him that though that i like talking to him
Really? I find it thrilling! Moving pictures are one of my favorite things that future generations have created, and the selection of erotic material has EXPLODED into so many different niches! For instance, did you know there's an entire subgenre dedicated to
[ gee isn't it wonderful that something happened on the other end of the line to distract him long enough for his message to cut off ]
dedicated to what? and yeah, i've browsed the different categories and there's like a hundred times more stuff than what we used to have back where i'm from
it's kinda crazy
i dunno if he did! he was pretty chill about it like "haha right thanks" without the "haha" i don't think he disliked it though!
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i don't really wanna impress him??
[UH WHAT]
[this feels like a lot!!]
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"hey man of poetry and words, what rhymes with penis"
?
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Why are you sending him messages like this, if you're not trying to impress him? Oh! Oh, are you trying to see his face when he flusters? I used to do the same thing to Lan Zhan when we were schoolboys, he was always soooooo serious it was fun to make him angry.
[ cause he's in dokis and stupid over it ]
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[???]
i'm not trying to make him angry... i don't think so, anyway
he's just fun to have conversations with
do you think it's weird i'm asking him to find a rhyme with penis?
[LMAO]
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I once commissioned a friend to acquire a short, pornographic novel - complete with images - to tease Lan Zhan when we were young. Asking someone to rhyme off of "penis" is tame compared to a full erotic spread.
[ if anyone here is weird, it's momo,,, ]
Just tell him you like talking to him, Toto. I'm sure he'll appreciate honesty.
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you know, i'm not sure if i'm happy we can get porn to play in our heads whenever we want or if i miss the thrill of trying to buy a porn mag in the drugstore without being too obvious about it
[this convo has gone to weird territory]
i've already told him that though
that i like talking to him
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[ gee isn't it wonderful that something happened on the other end of the line to distract him long enough for his message to cut off ]
And? Did he respond favorably to your honesty?
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dedicated to what? and yeah, i've browsed the different categories and there's like
a hundred times more stuff than what we used to have back where i'm from
it's kinda crazy
i dunno if he did! he was pretty chill about it like "haha right thanks" without the "haha"
i don't think he disliked it though!