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[laozu]

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[sandu]

[ seriously? ]

Are you serious?

I've been [ no, he can't say it ]

Never mind that.

Where the fuck are you?

[laozu]

You've been what?

[ nice try ]

I'm out in the streets, where all the cars fell out of the sky!

[sandu]

Just forget it.

Why the fuck would you be out there??? Are you that much of an idiot???

[laozu]

I was ALREADY out there when everything started happening! I'm inside right now, it's fine.

[sandu]

Inside where?

[laozu]

A pharmacy in the Red Light District. I don't know the name, it was the closest place to go.

[ he tries sending his location, but it bounces back. again. for the umpteenth time. ]

What about you? Are you safe? You're not hurt, right?

[sandu]

No.

[ just dirty and sweaty and swearing up a storm, nbd, just the usual. ]

I would laugh if you don't manage to trip up somewhere and got your head split open by the end of this, so don't move.

[laozu]

[laozu]

Wow, I didn't realize I was such a burden AND a source of hilarity for you! How many faces is that now?

Too late, I'm already leaving! People to help, disasters to thwart!

[sandu]

WEI WUXIAN

IF YOU LEAVE I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR DAMN FUCKING LEGS

[laozu]

I literally can't stay here, people are trying to break in.

Hang on, gotta' handle this.

[sandu]

LET THEM BREAK IN

YOU ARE FUCKING STAYING THERE, DO YOU HEAR ME????

DON'T TELL ME TO FUCKING HANG ON

[laozu]

[ NO ANSWER FROM HIM, SORRY HE'S BUSY. ]

[sandu]

[ DON'T MAKE HIM CRY ]