Hi Mister Dean! Have you been recovering well? I know sometimes it takes time and the absence of reminders of a terrible event to put oneself in order. Is Mister Castiel ok too? Did you two get to come together and find some peace this month?
I'm not the type of guy who wants to profit off of people's pain when I'm trying to make friends, so I thought leaving matters lie for a bit would be polite! I figured you'd make contact if you wanted to. And look! You did! Hi again!
Hey, I got a new job! If you ever come to the SLAY YA LATER gym ๐ช๐ป๐๏ธ๐โจ, I'll use my magic fingers ๐คฒ๐ป to work out all your kinks following a long, hard session with our amazing trainers. No worries! I'm definitely not a vampire ๐ง๐ซ, though I didn't lie about the things I said to get into the group chat โ I am from an era of China that existed loooooooonnnnnnnggggggg before 2007, which makes me super-old on a technicality. And I AM the proud father of numerous "vampires". Pop culture called them "hopping vampires", but my jiฤngshฤซ are actually reanimated corpses ๐ง. Again, it's a technicality.
Little ol' me โ Wei Wuxian โ is a 110% bona fide human! ๐
Yes! "Zombies"! That's what jiฤngshฤซ are sometimes called elsewhere in the world, I read that. They're not exactly the same thing โ mine aren't corpses reanimated by illness, after all. And really, I'm their papa because I invented the methodology of reviving them โ like the "father of" necromancy, or Yรญlรญng Lวozว, as they once screamed in terror!
Would you be upset if this wicked-but-super-friendly-necromancer WERE coming onto you?
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I'm not the type of guy who wants to profit off of people's pain when I'm trying to make friends, so I thought leaving matters lie for a bit would be polite! I figured you'd make contact if you wanted to. And look! You did! Hi again!
Hey, I got a new job! If you ever come to the SLAY YA LATER gym ๐ช๐ป๐๏ธ๐โจ, I'll use my magic fingers ๐คฒ๐ป to work out all your kinks following a long, hard session with our amazing trainers. No worries! I'm definitely not a vampire ๐ง๐ซ, though I didn't lie about the things I said to get into the group chat โ I am from an era of China that existed loooooooonnnnnnnggggggg before 2007, which makes me super-old on a technicality. And I AM the proud father of numerous "vampires". Pop culture called them "hopping vampires", but my jiฤngshฤซ are actually reanimated corpses ๐ง. Again, it's a technicality.
Little ol' me โ Wei Wuxian โ is a 110% bona fide human! ๐
omg
How are you the father of "vampires" but not a vampire yourself? So, you have zombies?
... Yeah, I've heard of Buffy's gym. You coming onto me?
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Would you be upset if this wicked-but-super-friendly-necromancer WERE coming onto you?