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[laozu]

'Kay!

Is there anything special I have to do to kill a vampire?

[hiyakai]

we can just break off a chair leg and you can stab me in the heart with it
orrrrr if it's more fun for you, you can always lob my head off
dealer's choice (:

[laozu]

I'd like to do it in the least painful way.
I'll take your head off, there's plenty of weapons to accomplish that task, and I'm good with swords.

[hiyakai]

you aren't wrong
decapitation is quick n easy
that's how i ended up in hell

1/2

[laozu]

[ hol' up ]

[laozu]

Now I'm worried you might get sent back to hell.

[hiyakai]

nah
we can't permanently die here, so
i'll be fine

[ there is no chance in living hell he would try this otherwise negl ]

[laozu]

What was hell like, in your experience?

[hiyakai]

it was the worst thing you can possibly experience
x 10

[laozu]

When I died, my soul was torn apart — over and over and over and over for what felt like forever... until there was nothing left.
Was it like that?

[hiyakai]

[ ...... ]

yea
smth like that

[ if the pain and horror never stopped anyway. ]

[hiyakai]

so let's find you that guillotine worthy weapon
think anyone here owns like a large sharp sword? (:

[laozu]

[ noted. he likes kai too much to force the issue any further. ]

It's not like the weapons are locked up, to be fair!
I'd probably have to clean and sharpen one, though... wouldn't want to use something dirty on a friend.

[hiyakai]

lol you don't have to be that considerate
just make sure it's sharp enough

[laozu]

Oh come onnnnnn, I'm a nice person! I want the best for my friend!

[hiyakai]

wellllll if you insist (;