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*seductively crawls out of hell* ([personal profile] laozu) wrote 2019-03-27 08:45 pm (UTC)

[ jin guangyao probably wrote it, seems like his m.o.

the peerage, with jiang cheng's response in-hand, sees fit to issue the same instruction to wei wuxian at yiling. the arrival of the neutrally-dressed messenger puts him on edge in his own way, prone to drama and theatrics and posturing as a truly horrific tyrant, corpses posed at his feet in the hopes that this - at least - will put off the messenger from coming to his door; the messenger arrives anyways, shaking in his boots and wei wuxian's written response sends the messenger scurrying back into the arms of the new-age politicians for safety. the grandmaster's "mercy" in the form of a hastily-scrawled scroll that basically amounted to a huge "ha ha, you're funny if you think he's going to listen to you".

his second message is written and sent to jiang cheng himself, arriving at the lotus pier in the hands of a messenger called upon from outside of yiling ( it's best to send neutral parties, he's learned, than risk his people upon his brother's state of mind -- most of them are remnants of the wen, after all ). the letter submitted, the messenger takes her leave to recover stamina nearby, ready to send jiang cheng's response if he should choose her services. the scroll wei wuxian has sent reads as follows: ]
Hey, Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng, I got some missive from the folks in power saying that Yunmeng and Yiling are to be bound by sacred vow, are you hearing this? And they say I'M the mad one! (´−`) ンー Whatever ridiculous plot they're trying to contrive now, I know you're not going to just give in, I mean - we're brothers after all, and neither of us is into men like that, what a weird marriage it would be, ha ha! You'll make someone a cute wife some day, but I prefer ladies with gentle smiles and soft hands, good for plucking lotus seeds! Anyways, let me know if you've got some silly instructions like this, I'm due for a second good laugh in as-so many days.

Ciao! ❤⃛ヾ(๑❛ ▿ ◠๑ )

Your beloved older brother and China's #1 Love-to-Hate-Him,
Wei Wuxian

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