It's a little like this! Someone who sits and talks to you, brushes your hair.

[ among other things, like cook and calm you down when you're about to murder someone!!! ]

-- I found this, [ he did not find anything, he's just producing a nice green ribbon from his sleeve and pretending it's been hiding in lovecraft's hair, ] here, I'll fix your hair properly and you can wear it. We can having matching ponytails!